thespongehouse:

Are you looking for a fantasy series about really bad adventuring party who have to save the world?

I hope so otherwise this pitch is going nowhere.

The Chronicles is an up-and-coming podcast/adventure that focuses on the graduating party of Solus Academy, a famous adventuring school, as they set off on their first quest ever. Will they succeed? Probably not.

It focuses on the party lead by Cleo Kingston and her companions the blind mage Helena, the dragon-slaying elf Xander, the boisterous dwarf Agnes, the greatest hero in the land Raphael Free, and their final member: some kid named Jamin.

The Chronicles will focus on a diverse cast as well as dealing with a few ridiculous tropes in the fantasy genre and features up-and-comings VAs along with a mainly female production team.

Please give us a listen and if you enjoyed it please LIKE/REBLOG!!! If you want to listen/see more of Sponge House and The Chronicles check out the links below!

          YOUTUBE // SPONGEHOUSE HEADQUARTERS // TWITTER

daenystormborn:

A lie is not a twist

dutchster:

dutchster:

so a dyslexic man walks into a bra

his wife has just hung some of her bras out to dry and the man couldn’t see where he was going. his dyslexia is irrelevant.

redsilkthread:

untitled-oct19:

animals-riding-animals:

cat riding dog (wearing sunglasses)

that dog has a frickin cELL PHONE WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS THIS

I’m guessing these two used to be people, but some fairy god douche bag turned them into animals because they don’t get along. So now they’re traveling all over the city for said fairy douche to turn them back and they find friendship along the way.

  • why is
  • im gonna
  • dont
  • i cant
  • look at
  • where
  • stop

(Source: terezidactyl)

bootycap:

imagine a ghost getting brought back to life but they’ve been a ghost for so long that they have trouble adjusting. like, they keep running into walls and doors because they used to be able to just pass through them or they trip down the stairs because they used to float down them and sometimes they trip over their own feet because they forget how to walk all together 

farahbear:

was that a horcrux

(Source: someonewillcare)

velvet-scarlatina-mage:

fndm-alert:

ALERT TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE RWBY FNDM!!! Tumblr user askdudebycrew/thedudebycrew is a confirmed predator! We have received these screenshots from a source who wishes to remain unnamed. This man is a threat to all young members of the FNDM. He has gone on record for making unwanted advances and we have received several unconfirmed reports of him trying to use wordplay to elicit a relationship with his victims! If you or a friend recognize this man please contact your local authorities! More details are coming in and we can provide them at request!

Okay guys so this is super serious. As someone who has actually skyped with him on multiple occasions and is under 18 this is terrifying and somewhat triggering for me. Please spread the word! This man has flirted with me a lot (unwanted flirting..). He seems very kind at first but he gets kind of creepy once you talk to him for a bit. Please be safe everyone and be care about who you add on skype  

rvbredux:

RvB Redux - Red vs. Bleu

Visit RvB Redux for more episodes!

Yes! You heard it here first! After some delays involving internet, editing programs, and simply error after error we bring you Episode 3 of the RvB Redux’s SECOND SEASON! And it’s here to stay. Next episodes will be done in a much more timely manner.

thespongehouse:

Are you looking for a fantasy series about really bad adventuring party who have to save the world?

I hope so otherwise this pitch is going nowhere.

The Chronicles is an up-and-coming podcast/adventure that focuses on the graduating party of Solus Academy, a famous adventuring school, as they set off on their first quest ever. Will they succeed? Probably not.

It focuses on the party lead by Cleo Kingston and her companions the blind mage Helena, the dragon-slaying elf Xander, the boisterous dwarf Agnes, the greatest hero in the land Raphael Free, and their final member: some kid named Jamin.

The Chronicles will focus on a diverse cast as well as dealing with a few ridiculous tropes in the fantasy genre and features up-and-comings VAs along with a mainly female production team.

Please give us a listen and if you enjoyed it please LIKE/REBLOG!!! If you want to listen/see more of Sponge House and The Chronicles check out the links below!

          YOUTUBE // SPONGEHOUSE HEADQUARTERS // TWITTER

heart:

true friendship

caf-ea:

grace—amazing:

markgatiss:

the guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said “have a nice day I love you” and I thoughtlessly responded “love you too” and we just sort of stared at each other for a second before I drove away

I ship it