neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

bisexualfunfacts:

image

Put this flag on ur blog an bisexuals will protect u

livingina-hidingplace:

faineemae:

"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."

"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."

fuck the education system

I will never NOT reblog this.

the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

Anonymous Asked
Questionwhy do girls go to the bathroom together Answer

ofxmicexandxmanda:

jointheyoutubefamily:

troyetroyetroye:

unofficialfabulousness:

tyleroakleyismyqueen:

  • to keep out the creepers trying to sneak a peak into the girl bathroom while your peeing
  • to have a feeling of security
  • to have a place to talk where the boys can’t hear
  • to have someone to help with either your hair, outfit or makeup
  • to gossip in safety
  • to cry in safety
  • to talk about the hottie in your algebra class
  • to get away from the forever judging society filled with antifeminists for a few moments
  • to tell each other you look like sluts and need to tone down the cat eye and pull up your shirt without the chance of other people hearing
  • to tell a secret
  • possibly because you both have to go to the bathroom

Also to rap battle

To sacrifice the males

To have lesbian sex

Because Hermione got attacked by a troll, Ginny became possessed by Voldemort, and Katie Bell was hexed when they went to the bathroom by themselves

unfollower:

peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 

iwasateenagefaery:

joanne-and-deans-bacon:

I’M SAVING THESE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE’S BRAINS

I just love the boy’s reactions i keep imagining a little boy screaming bedtime paradox and then immediately falling to sleep

(Source: best-of-memes)

fucked-up-wannabe:

tellthegirlsivefallen:

69shadesofgayy:

psychedelicatessenn:

youbeturfannypack:

THESE ARE NOT OKAY

READING THESE WAS A MISTAKE

Haha fuck

Omg OMG

HOLY MOTHER OF FUC K WHAT IS THIS. ARE THESE EVEN LEGAL
fucked-up-wannabe:

tellthegirlsivefallen:

69shadesofgayy:

psychedelicatessenn:

youbeturfannypack:

THESE ARE NOT OKAY

READING THESE WAS A MISTAKE

Haha fuck

Omg OMG

HOLY MOTHER OF FUC K WHAT IS THIS. ARE THESE EVEN LEGAL
fucked-up-wannabe:

tellthegirlsivefallen:

69shadesofgayy:

psychedelicatessenn:

youbeturfannypack:

THESE ARE NOT OKAY

READING THESE WAS A MISTAKE

Haha fuck

Omg OMG

HOLY MOTHER OF FUC K WHAT IS THIS. ARE THESE EVEN LEGAL
fucked-up-wannabe:

tellthegirlsivefallen:

69shadesofgayy:

psychedelicatessenn:

youbeturfannypack:

THESE ARE NOT OKAY

READING THESE WAS A MISTAKE

Haha fuck

Omg OMG

HOLY MOTHER OF FUC K WHAT IS THIS. ARE THESE EVEN LEGAL
fucked-up-wannabe:

tellthegirlsivefallen:

69shadesofgayy:

psychedelicatessenn:

youbeturfannypack:

THESE ARE NOT OKAY

READING THESE WAS A MISTAKE

Haha fuck

Omg OMG

HOLY MOTHER OF FUC K WHAT IS THIS. ARE THESE EVEN LEGAL
fucked-up-wannabe:

tellthegirlsivefallen:

69shadesofgayy:

psychedelicatessenn:

youbeturfannypack:

THESE ARE NOT OKAY

READING THESE WAS A MISTAKE

Haha fuck

Omg OMG

HOLY MOTHER OF FUC K WHAT IS THIS. ARE THESE EVEN LEGAL
fucked-up-wannabe:

tellthegirlsivefallen:

69shadesofgayy:

psychedelicatessenn:

youbeturfannypack:

THESE ARE NOT OKAY

READING THESE WAS A MISTAKE

Haha fuck

Omg OMG

HOLY MOTHER OF FUC K WHAT IS THIS. ARE THESE EVEN LEGAL
fucked-up-wannabe:

tellthegirlsivefallen:

69shadesofgayy:

psychedelicatessenn:

youbeturfannypack:

THESE ARE NOT OKAY

READING THESE WAS A MISTAKE

Haha fuck

Omg OMG

HOLY MOTHER OF FUC K WHAT IS THIS. ARE THESE EVEN LEGAL
fucked-up-wannabe:

tellthegirlsivefallen:

69shadesofgayy:

psychedelicatessenn:

youbeturfannypack:

THESE ARE NOT OKAY

READING THESE WAS A MISTAKE

Haha fuck

Omg OMG

HOLY MOTHER OF FUC K WHAT IS THIS. ARE THESE EVEN LEGAL
fucked-up-wannabe:

tellthegirlsivefallen:

69shadesofgayy:

psychedelicatessenn:

youbeturfannypack:

THESE ARE NOT OKAY

READING THESE WAS A MISTAKE

Haha fuck

Omg OMG

HOLY MOTHER OF FUC K WHAT IS THIS. ARE THESE EVEN LEGAL

fucked-up-wannabe:

tellthegirlsivefallen:

69shadesofgayy:

psychedelicatessenn:

youbeturfannypack:

THESE ARE NOT OKAY

READING THESE WAS A MISTAKE

Haha fuck

Omg OMG

HOLY MOTHER OF FUC K WHAT IS THIS. ARE THESE EVEN LEGAL

(Source: micdotcom)

nnnilou:

fuckyeahthesims4:

simscompletecollection:

The Sims 4 books though. Can’t handle it.

Love it

I actually feel like some of these might benefit me.

asmartkid:

Why we should use SAGA (Sexuality And Gender Acceptance) as the new term for the LGBT community:
It’s easy to say
It includes everyone without having 3 billion letters in the acronym
Saga means “a long story of heroic achievement” which is an excellent way to describe the movement
It sounds hella cool

asmartkid:

Why we should use SAGA (Sexuality And Gender Acceptance) as the new term for the LGBT community:

  • It’s easy to say
  • It includes everyone without having 3 billion letters in the acronym
  • Saga means “a long story of heroic achievement” which is an excellent way to describe the movement
  • It sounds hella cool

(Source: marvel-cast)

"People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water."

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via artfucker1996)

(Source: cachaemic)

cas-babe-the-fallen-angel:

why can’t people see kristen stewart is basically 98% of all tumblr users

I’m sorry for all those years I hated you.

(Source: dailystews)

fuckyeahpikacha:

aryousavvy:

Season 4 of Once Upon a Time looks interesting [x]